why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
what the hell is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
i die a little each time this is way too cute ok
Anonymous said:K umm…here’s a sleep headcanon. Russia often has problems keeping a regular sleep schedule because his land has nine time zones. It’s difficult for him because it can often be daylight in one part of his country and dark in another. So he can like fall asleep at really random places and times.
we’re gonna be weird adults
We are weird adults
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
HELL YEAH, FUCK WITH ME
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Oh god dammit.
Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?
Give me the fucking Mask.
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny